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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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