- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

You're a big fat monkey.

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