What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

women's rights.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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