- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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