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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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