- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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