- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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