What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Well this is pointless.....

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womens rights

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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