A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Golf.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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