- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock knock, COME IN!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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