Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Matthew Baker

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

thumb_up thumb_down -13

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops