Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Do u take sugar?

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

That is so fetch

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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