- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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