A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Matthew Wyckoff

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Lololol

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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