- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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