The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A penis walks into a bar..

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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