- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A penis walks into a bar..

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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