What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Where's my baby??

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Invisible Children Foundation.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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