- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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