- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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