- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Do the roar!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Men's rights

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

this website is a bad joke

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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