What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Male leadership.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

12 niqqa 12.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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