- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

women's rights.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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