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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What? Huh?

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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