Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What does? 42

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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