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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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