- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats 7+4? 74

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

eoin burgin is fat

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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