- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Neil is a reterd.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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