- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

lets bomb africa

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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