- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

I enjoy Popcorn

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

William wright is Gay

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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