- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

William wright is Gay

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Balls

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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