- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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