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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

An man walks to a bra

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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