- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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