What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Your mother just died.

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