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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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