Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Justin Bieber.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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