- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Cripples are lame.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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