I am a mime

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Okay.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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