- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

the midget went to the midget store

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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