- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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