Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Of course, first door on your left

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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