What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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