- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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