- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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