- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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