- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why am I writing this...im bored

Jeff

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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