- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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