- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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