how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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