Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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tim has no humor

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Anti Joke

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