- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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