- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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