Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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