A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Make me famous

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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