What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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