- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Sarah Palin's political campaign

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A American seeking into mexico

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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