You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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TIMMY

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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