How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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eat a hot dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Anti Joke

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