Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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