a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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I am very humble.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Cliterus

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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