- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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