- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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