- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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