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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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