Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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