I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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