Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Lil Wayne

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Sloths

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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