knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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