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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call an blank test? an F

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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